Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion

"'I’m going to make some robots so motherfucking small and cute that it’s going to give people brain aneurysms!'"Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion is the president of Giant-Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, a subsidiary of one of Kakos Industries' clients, Giant-Ass Things in General. He makes several appearances in Corin's shareholder announcements to discuss how his company is helping the world to Do Evil Better. Dirk is a family man who loves his wives, his husband, cute puppies, giant-ass robots, and sex with giant-ass robots.

In Robo-Tango, Dirk had temporarily stepped down from his role as president of Giant-Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face in order to battle his robo-sex addiction, but returns to work and sex with his human spouses.

In Halloween II, Dirk reveals that he was diagnosed as being utterly and totally incapable of violence, and is under treatment of anti-anti-violence drugs.

Appearances:

 * 15 - Giant Ass Robots
 * 22 - Firework
 * 56 - Robo-Tango
 * 58 - Intimacy
 * 64 - Halloween
 * 78 - Halloween II

Voiced by: Anwar Newton