Soundman Steven

"'You might be asking yourself why we would allow one of our employees to have that kind of job satisfaction, and the simple answer is that he makes his coworkers really uncomfortable.'"Soundman Steven is the lead engineer and soundman for Corin Deeth III’s broadcasts. He is present in the sound booth during all broadcasts and communicates with Corin using hand gestures. He does not speak or make any noise during the broadcasts, and maintains strict professional silence even when under duress. Corin considers him a loyal employee and close friend.

Soundman Steven is known for his constant rock-hard erection and cut-off khaki dungarees. He became erect when given an unlimited budget to build the studio and maintained it almost constantly since then. His penis seems to have become an unofficial mascot of Kakos Industries and is beloved by all employees.

Hailey Solomonari is the president of the Soundman Steven’s Penis Fan Club, which has over 300 members.