Brosephus

'' "Shareholders, as you know, the company has required me to make a new friend, and they also supplied that friend, and his name is Brosephus, and honestly I don’t know what to do with this guy." '' Brosephus is employed by Kakos Industries as Corin Deeth III's friend. His official job title is “Executive Friender” from the Division of Congenitally Congenial Confidants and Comrades.

After concerns arose about Corin’s mental health and well-being, Kakos Industries took the initiative to assign him a friend and prescribe regular “hang seshes" . Corin was suspicious at first, but eventually decided that Brosephus had no ulterior motive and grew to consider him an actual close friend.

Brosephus seems to be a simple man and not particularly Evil. He enjoys pizza, video games, and hanging out with his bros. He also apparently has a girlfriend with a “rockin’ body.”