Episode 1 - Corin Deeth III

Summary
in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders' ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they've been after for years.

Synopsis
Corin Deeth III welcomes us to his first set of announcements as CEO of Kakos Industries. Corin Briefly describes the purpose of Kakos Industries before warning listeners that the announcements are strictly for Kakos Industries Shareholders.

The broadcast comes through an Odd Little Radio, and if it comes through anything else, Corin urges the listeners to drink a simple solution in their Shareholders' Emergency Response Kit.

Corin Announces the Shareholders' Ball and all of the events. The ball will take place in the Kakos Industries Main Branch Basement Ballroom. The costume theme is Quasar, the buffet features roasted condor with a raspberry glaze, giraffe su vide, and bear arms. The Cirque du SoWeird touring show provides entertainement. Following the entertainment is the Blood Orgy, which is chocolate orange bovine flavored.

The Adult Entertainment Branch has discovered a new human orrifice called the New Hole, which has always been there, but can be installed for a nominal fee. The Division of Propagating Propaganda is concocting a viral ad campaign to sell the new hole. A Starlet has been acquired and will be using the new hole in a new sex tape. The AEB has also begun working on a number of new erotic videos.

The Culinary Branch makes Heavier Calories.

The Division of Punditry invents a new fallacy.

The Tautology Division has a new tautology.

The Division of Philosophical Sabotage has created Denny, a human consciousness entirely immersed in a fake digital reality.

Characters

 * Corin Deeth III
 * The Shareholders
 * Denny
 * Paul Meaney
 * GMO Raid Chimps
 * Kara Smith
 * Billy Wessler

Companies

 * Odd Little Radio
 * Cirque du SoWeird
 * Smith's Gourmet Drippings
 * Meaney Imp Inc
 * (Noise)

The Radio
This broadcast comes to us from an Odd Little Radio. It was delivered through the Incoming Projectiles Window yesterday in a purple paper bag.

Festivals

 * The Shareholders' Ball

Divisions Mentioned

 * The Adult Entertainment Branch
 * The Division of Propagating Propaganda
 * The Culinary Branch
 * The Division of Punditry
 * The Tautology Division
 * The Division of Philosophical Sabotage
 * The Division of Pop

Plot Lines

 * The New Hole
 * The Starlet
 * Heavier Calories
 * Denny
 * Kara and Billy

The Numbers
18 27 123,451 22 18 44 and ½ 13/3 111 18 27

Source
Episode 1 - Corin Deeth III